2flyingfucks:

Okay I give up on life

2 days ago   6547   Reblog




howimetyourmosby:

Me when I think about How I Met Your Mother ending

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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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conversation at work

i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Me: Yeah? Why's that?
Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
Me: uh
Me: i dont get it
Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
other boy: *SCREAMING*
girl: *SCREAMING*
me: *SCREAMING*
first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
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oh-hey-fuck-you:

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER

5 days ago   365530   Reblog




omnisam:

castielsteenwolf:

pr1nceshawn:

The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

this is really important

I remember being a chubby little 14 year old being so distraught to the point of tear after hours of trying on costumes with mini skirts and knee highs and booty shorts wondering WHY AM I SO UNCOMFORTABLE. WHY DONT I LOOK LIKE THE PICTURE ON THE PACKAGE. WHATS WRONG WITH ME. Every costume was the same thing and I wish I knew then what I know now

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spoopy-sherlock:

giraffesandtheclap:

gsfsoul:

That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

5 days ago   439238   Reblog




rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

5 days ago   298892   Reblog




eren-j-aeger:

Do you ever start a series and the entire time you’re watching the first episode you have your eye on that one character?

Like;

That one.

I want him.

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sumoswine:

In some countries, they call him “Wally”, but in others, they have a different name…

sketch_dailies #31 - CARMEN SANDIEGO

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hogwrtsghost:

  • be nice to people who work in retail
  • be nice to people who scan your groceries
  • be nice to people who make your coffee
  • be nice to people who work in restaurants 
  • be nice to nurses
  • be nice to receptionists
  • its not that difficult to tell someone ‘don’t worry about it’ if they give you a receipt when you didn’t want one or make your coffee take away by accident
  • i don’t care how bad your day is going you don’t need to take it out on the people who are doing their best to help you
1 week ago   154   Reblog




somanybadcustomers:

Protip to customers: Unless our manager is a dick, reporting us to them will not result in us being fired, just usually laughing at you.

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sexgodsnarry:

IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND

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